As I was lying on the rug in the living room, gabbing with The Wife, I looked up at the ceiling and realized that my body was splatwd out in rough approximation of the ceiling fan. I speculated aloud, "If my neck were longer and I was hung from the ceiling from my belly, I could be a ceiling fan."
She responded, "Llamas have long necks."
"But they make lousy ceiling fans. Still, that would be funny. See if there's anything on YouTube under 'spinning llama."
At that point, she dutifully called me "special" and continued her reading.
There isn't, which was very disappointing.
I still maintain that spinning a llama suspended from the ceiling would be entertaining and a good use of time.