This isn't what you think. Contrary to the fact that I have difficulty controlling my vocabulary, I've been pretty decent about not cussin' in front of the baby. My wife's been good about it, also. We've slipped up - we're only human - but not more than many families.
This afternoon, I was playing a video game on my iPod Touch while The Boy was exploring in the bedroom. The Wife was in the living room. I heard him unwrap something and take a bite, then exclaim loudly. This was followed by a little vomiting. Turns out, he unwrapped and took a big bite out of "Burt's Bees" soap. Heh.
His appetite wasn't too good at dinner time, which might be normal toddler fussiness or the remnants of soap on his teeth. Whatever. He's eating now, a rice cake with some honey.
Heh. Wash his mouth out with soap. Heh.