I'm blogging from a hospital bed, with a snoozing baby hogging most of the available sleeping space. That wouldn't necessarily be a problem, except for the fact that the antibiotics have killed the bacteria in his digestive tract. This means that his gas is absolutely horrendous.
Sigh. Snore, fart. Snore, fart. Snore, fart.
Now I know what it's like to sleep with me.